Please put on your best sympathy face

I gave myself food poisoning. I think it was all of the cookie dough that I had for breakfast...and lunch. I felt fine until after dinner, then I spent the rest of the evening in the bathroom. I'm so grateful for the short distance between my toilet and my sink, since I needed to utilize both at once. On a brighter note I only poisoned myself and I'd rather clean up my own mess than someone else's.