Next time that your mommy threatens you that you Better not poop your pants at Aunt Amy's house or we're GOING STRAIGHT HOME, please PLEASE do not listen to her. You just go ahead and crap those suckers. Fill 'em good. You know why? Because then your mommy is the only one who has to clean up your poop.
You know what, if you need to, you just go ahead and poop outside. That always worked for me as a kid, and I do know that you're comfortable with that method, so, please, feel free.
Seriously, though, little lighter on the toilet paper kiddo. I do love exploring my masculine side and snaking the toilet repeatedly didn't work, so I got to yank the toilet out and go in through the bottom. Amazingly it really was just crazy amount of toilet paper, not a toy or a toothbrush or anything exciting. I was kind of disappointed about that. I was hoping for something fun.
And, Princess Girl, I do know that my toilet clogs easily and you were a good girl to make it to the toilet, I'm just having fun for the blog! Now to go have a nice bleach bath and try to get the poop off me. I'm so glad we have that sanitize cycle on the washer because nothing that you had put in there had gone down. At all. So, I'm pretty sure the sanitize cycle was necessary.
5 comments:
OH MY GOSH!!! I can't stop laughing!!! You rock!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!
Oh Amy. You're amazing. I, like think I am a tough chick. Always have. But I have NEVER pulled a toilet and unclogged it. You're my new hero. And my old one. :)
I will totally show Josh this blog tonight. Nice job Aims! Nice Job Ains. Wow!
You be cool! Toilets just wait for me to come home from work.....
That is very cool. (and now you can paint behind the toilet... :))
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