Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Do I Need to Tell the Bishop About This?
I feel sleezier than after three days without a shower! YUCKY! I just wanted to post a picture of Ozzy from Survivor and let everyone know of my deep love for him. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO!!! I didn't know that googling his name on google images would expose me to FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!! And I checked, we do have the "safesearch" thingy turned on, so it's totally not my fault. This is ridiculous! What's more ridiculous is that Ozzy had nude pics on there because he was in PORN! Yeah, for real porn for Playboy Channel. Ewwwww! My love is dead. I hope he gets voted off and his peen falls off, too. What a disappointment. I am SO not calling Chris "Ozzy" later on tonight!
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4 comments:
hee hee hee...I think your little freudian slip..."WE was in porn" is pretty amusing.
oh, and I'm SOOOO not in love with him any more, too. ick!
Heeeyyy, I knew my editor wasn't really checking these for me. He's totaly been skimming. What kind of editor skims?
WHY did you have to tell me this? I had a love for him too! Dang. :( Do they all have to be little pigs?
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