How to ruin pizza for my husband

We're out of bread. Do you think we're presentable enough to stop by Safeway?



Visually? Yes. Though I can tell you right now that I smell real bad.



People will just think there's a special on onions.



Or combination pizza.



No.



No what?



Stop saying that your body odor smells like combination pizza. It doesn't. If it did I would like the smell of it. I REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF IT. It's about like you saying that it smells like Krispy Kreme donuts. You're that far off.



I think BO smells like the combination pizza my dad always got from Sunshine Pizza Exchange. I remember it distinctly.



Well, keep it to yourself, I won't have you ruining pizza for me any longer. Onions, yes. Pizza, no.