Friday, May 15, 2009

At least I never go out in public...

I went and did my required spray tan last night. You know, in preparation for the big weekend. They were all out of my shade, so I had to go a shade darker. I thought "better a shade dark, than no tan at all". Which may be true, but not when you're as stupid as me. Here's my conversation with Jenny right after I woke up this morning.



7:33amJennifer
working on some edits


7:34amAmy
i'm officially a moron


7:34amJennifer
why


7:34amAmy
i went to the required spray tan last night. then before bed I put on my Breathe Right strip.
it's not pretty


7:35amJennifer
OH NO!!!
post it!


7:35amAmy
it's so humiliating


7:35amJennifer
Do it!!!
I LOVE IT!
I am sad for you, but it is also SO freaking funny


7:36amAmy
it's the perfect outline of the strip


7:36amJennifer
oh man
how the heck Amy???


7:36amAmy
what am i supposed to do now?


7:36amJennifer
Amazing

Not sure.

I was thinking ... hmmm...wonder if they will just "spray" her nose.


7:37amAmy
face paint?


7:37amJennifer
NO!
oh man
do they have stuff for self tanning at the store?


7:38amAmy
oompa loompa with a white nose stripe

maybe I should just wear one around all weekend


7:38amJennifer
nice job
ha

or your sun glasses


7:38amAmy
they won't hide it. it's lower


7:39amJennifer
dude!!!!
Take a freaking picture!


7:39amAmy
uhhgggg




So, I went in the bathroom and tried to get pictures. I had already tried to scrub it off when I first saw it, so these are not as bad as it was...




Too blurry...


What's with all that cheek hair?!?! It's really freaking me out. Maybe it distracts from my nose.






Pictures REALLY don't do it justice. Believe me, it's absurd looking.

2 comments:

jlcumber said...

I can't stop laughing!!! This is too awesome. The last picture really shows it.

Lars said...

That's the 3rd spray tan story I've read in a week. It really makes me wonder when this stuff actually stays on your body instead of coming off.

I guess you could stick biore or breathe right all over your face and then it would just not match the rest of your body. hmm.