I try to keep it classy

Let's see if I can do this post and remain on the PG side of the line. Right on the edge of the line, but still not quite crossing it.

A conversation between Chris and KiKi:

Chris said something about Max and Max not being hunted...

WHAT did you say?

I said hunt. Why, what did you think I said.

Phew! I could have sworn you said a different word.

What word?

I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT WORD! But it sounds like hunt.

Amy, what word does she think I said? I'm not okay with her even knowing the word that I think she's thinking WHAT IS SHE THINKING!!!

Whatever! I've heard you say that word lots of times.

Okay, we need to be more specific, because I would THROW UP if I said the word you're thinking. What does it start with?

An H.

Okaaay. Hunt starts with an H, too, though.

Yeah, but it doesn't end with an M and a P.

Then we both held each other a cried with relief that she was horrified at repeating the H-U-M-P word. Thank you, Kiki. Thank you.