Friday, October 31, 2008

Walmart Bingo - Halloween Night Edition

Naked man with huge moobs covered only by a sheet running in the front doors yelling "Where's the beer?"

Walmart employee with a pacifier in her mouth. I think she was supposed to be a baby.

Many teenage girls wearing very little. Less than even usual.

An AC/DC Back in Black Tshirt that wrestled with me, trying to get into my cart. It was a close one. Chris was in the restroom (Berg Bowels, I told you!, I NEVER go to the bathroom at Walmart. I just use my pants.) and if it wasn't for the current state of my bank account, I would be it's proud owner right now.