Saturday, April 4, 2009

Things I said to my teenager today that I probably shouldn't have

You don't have big shoulders, it's just that you have a small chest, so your shoulders look bigger. If you were really stacked your shoulders would look proportionately smaller.

Don't say that no man will ever love you because you have hair on your aunt has a hairy belly and she got lots of action.


Jan said...

Is this something like what seniors do to Freshmen because they were treated mean by the seniors when they were freshmen?

jlcumber said...

WOW!!! And I hope you aren't talking about me!!!