My Anniversary Surprise

Last night the family sent me out for a pedicure with instructions not to return for at least an hour and a half. Here's what I found when I got home:

Superturd welcomed me while kiki played soft piano music.

Chris came out wearing jeans, an undershirt, and a sport coat. He wanted to be called Tubbs. Because of Miami Vice, not his belly.

Momo escorted me to my seat where Kai and Kiki served Chris and I our meals. Then they took the other kids upstairs to practice their after dinner entertainment while we ate peacefully by ourselves. The peacefully part only lasted until Superturd started screaming that he wanted mom, which lead to him sitting/laying on the table and blowing out our candles. I was forced to repeatedly light them so he could blow them out again. Obnoxious, but still significantly more peaceful than most of our meals.

After the kids cleared our plates they presented a lively dance number. I tried to post a video of it, but it was too long. Superturd was way into it, he straight out of the HammerTime video. It was set to Gloria Estefan's "Conga"and it was mostly improv. Kai channeled Michael Jackson, Kiki had the eyes closed groovy thing going on, and MoMo was throwing down with something that looked like the "centipede" except standing up. I do think it was our best anniversary ever.