Friday, August 7, 2009

I don't really know what I expected him to say

One weird thing about being in contact with so many people over the internet only is the questions I get about how people have changed. One question that stumps me is whether or not one person or another has gotten fat.

I don't think anyone has ever come out and said fat, but in a round-a-bout way I have been asked this about my sisters or friends or myself. It would be one thing if any of them were fat, but they're not. It would be one thing if any of them were skinny, but they're not. I've explained that we're older and thicker. Or that we're solid. I don't really know how to answer it, so I asked Chris.

Chris said that none of us are fat. That's not helpful, I already said that. I asked him how he would DESCRIBE it and he said he would just break out in the chorus of SpongeBob Squarepants and that should clear up any questions.

Ewww, he's right but I think I'd rather be shaped like Patrick Starfish, but I'm not sure...maybe Squidward.