She's So Sweet

Mom, what IS that?

It's my sausage loaf, it's getting bigger, I need to diet desperately.

Yeah, it's bad, but not as bad as it was last night in that other shirt when the missionaries were here for FHE and it was, like, totally hanging over the top of you pants. Maybe you should try sitting up straighter, that might help.

Thank you so much, you're oh so very helpful. The only way that sitting up straighter will help is if I'm sitting up straighter in a doctors chair getting lypo to have the loaf removed. Or possibly sitting up straight repeatedly in a sit-ups type motion. Neither one is likely to happen, so I may need to invest in some elastic waist band pants.