Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Top Ten Tuesday: Favorite Movie Quotes Edition

1. Fletch-

  • You using the whole fist, Doc?
  • John Cock-tos-ton
  • Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. Godawful mess. You should see my shoes.
  • Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
  • Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
  • Gail : She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that? Fletch: What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
  • Dr RosenRosen


2. Drop Dead Gorgeous (all of the characters speak with a Minnesota accent, which can make anything funny to me)

  • Amber:My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said? Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie. Amber: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
  • Hey hey, Miss Penthouse '98, close those legs, I could drive a boat show in there
  • You know what dad, you know what? Peter's gay!
  • Well yeah Tammy liked to drive her dad's thresher! She said the heavy vibrations helped clear her mind. But I know Tammy only smoked AFTER a good drive.
  • Speak Engrish, you stupid rittle retard!
  • Oh yeah. Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time on hockey scholarships... or prison.

3. Princess Bride

  • Mawiage...is what bwings us togever today.
  • To the pain.
  • You keep saying that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
  • Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.
  • That's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.
  • Wuv, twoo wuv.

4. Swingers

  • This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
  • The beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.
  • Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.
  • Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.
  • You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.
  • Our baby's all growed up.
  • You ready hip hop? You ready New Kids on the Block?
  • Vegas, baby. Vegas.

5. American Beauty

  • I will sell this house today.

6. Saving Silverman

  • She's kinda like Mother Teresa. Yeah, but with way better ...
  • Die, replacement-friends!
  • Maybe she's a herm.
  • Carpe poon.
  • Remember, boys! STAY AWAY from women! All they want from you is your man-juice!
  • You've been pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!
  • (Yelling to Neil Diamond) Neil! I wanna party with you! I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU!

7. The Ten Commandments

  • So let it be written, so let it be done.
  • Moses, Moses.
  • Let my people go.

8. Caddy Shack

  • Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
  • Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
  • What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
  • So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
  • Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.

9. Old School

  • I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
  • Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
  • I see Blue, He looks glorious.
  • You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
  • Look at her watching me...look at the baby, look at the baby...judging, judging.

10. Zorro the gayblade

  • What are you supposed to be? A bear?
  • You know that little thing we do 12 times a year?
  • Do jew thin' you are being so helpful by telling people they have assents when they do not have assents?
  • To be your friend I would have to be more than a clumsy. I would have to be a stupid.
  • We were once womb-mates!
  • The little ships in the filds...the little vavavas.

2 comments:

Jan said...

OK. Dad wants to play … sort of.

Quote:
“Endeavor to persevere.”

Who can guess the movie?

Amy and Chris and supporting cast said...

The Outlaw Josey Wales!

Thanks for playing.