Dear Mom,
In the future, if you have a secret or some confidential information to share with me and you need to convey to me that the information is not to be shared with others, please do not ask me to take the information and "put in in my private place". It makes me uncomfortable and I'm pretty sure you said it more than ten times on the phone last night. Let's just say "please don't tell anyone else this" or "this is between you and me".
Thank you for your consideration of my delicate nature. I'm easily shocked and offended and besides that my mind is programmed to immediately hear filth in any remark, so that one is way too easy. Remember, I live the "the Chris" (like "the Todd" on Scrubs, get it?) so even if I was pure in thought on my own, I would be helpless against his flood of suggestiveness.
Love, Amy
To everyone else: It's not her fault that I'm gross, so don't judge her, she tried, she really did.
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4 comments:
It makes me uncomfortable to.
I'm keep telling you, "Blame Becky."
I can't stop laughing!!! She says that to all of us. Maybe that is why we are the way we are. We were all told too often to put it in our private places. Ewww. :)
Becky, bail me out here. I didn't start saying that until after you did. From now on I'll just not tell any of you anything private and eliminate the problem.
I wonder if I could really do that!!!
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