Cowboy and Max

I think that Chris should be Cowboy and Doug should be Max. Because Cowboy is sexier. Not in a Brokeback Mountain way, though. That's not sexy. More of a wrangler butt and boots sort of sexy. I realize that a few of you are delusional and think that Doug is sexier than Chris, but you are wrong, so Doug will not be Cowboy. He will be Max, which fits because it's a friendly, tale waggy, smiley sort of dog name.