Monday, March 10, 2008
Looking for my toothbrush
I have been informed that after 36 hours of not brushing my teeth my breath smells exactly like the Burger King sausage breakfast biscuit with a hot blow dryer pointing at it blowing the smell directly in my husband's face.
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Is your toothbrush behind the toilet again? That's where D found it last time. I think we'd been there 4 or 5 days by then though, so you're still good for a day or two. Tell Chris to ease up. We've smelled worse.
This kills me. you know avery has it somewhere.
Scarier than wondering where the toothbrush is, is the fact that I have 3 toothbrushes, because I lose them so easily. And, yes, it is Avery who snakes them from me. She must have a secret toothbrush stash under her blankets in her "my parents don't love me enough to set up a real crib" portacrib.
Stop distracting me from "cleaning".
Did your breath have brownie overtones or undertones then too?
Hahaha! That's funny @ "hot blow dryer pointing at it blowing the smell directly in my husband's face." Hmm, if you lose more toothbrushes, you might have to think about turning one into a necklace. What do you think?
>Eddie Storms
I like the fashion statement, but it also sounds like a lot of work. It is under consideration.
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