Please join me for a moment of silence as we express our gratitude for gainful employment

A JOB, A JOB, HE EXCEPTED A JOB! What a freakin relief this is. Decision made, life may now return to it's normally scheduled chaos without the extra chaos of job hunting. He's going with the "Big Bank" (I win) he found out the final details today including, but not limited to: a guaranteed salary to get us through the transition period, really for real benefits, like, oh, dental, and, halla-freakin-luya, medical, a 401k (I vaguely remember what that means) with MATCHING, they pay advertising, processing, I'm getting bored just typing this so I'll stop, but I also want to say that the manager's wife and a bunch of "mature" women work there, so it's not a boys club like some that he looked at. So as long as he still spends the majority of his waking hours working from home this should work out quite well.